All your Treats are Belong to ME!
So the Mum is cutting up these super yummy treats today in the kitchen and she says they are for our going out to practice agility and obedience and stuff today at the cold barn. And for tomorrow, too, when I get to go to puppy class and see Bindy and Feisty and the other fun puppies. But when she’s cutting them all up me and the rest of the pack stand at the counter by her legs and want her to give us some.
And I just really think that I should get them all, and all the other dogs need to go away. So I tell them that! I growl at them and bark and even bite at them. But not hard ’cause I’m a nice collie and I don’t ever hurt anyone. But really don’t they know that I am their pack leader? Lucy doesn’t think so, she thinks she is, and we have to work this out between us ’cause I think I am even though Lucy has been here longer. I’m cuter anyway, and spunkier, than her.
So Hrmph. I think I should get all the treats so I tell the other dogs so, and the Mum she is so mean!!! She takes me by the collar and marches me into the bathroom and I have to stay for three minutes all by myself!! She is cutting up really good stuff like Lamb Liver and Lamb Heart, too. I love that stuff! I want it all!
The other dogs don’t like it when I growl and bite at them but I don’t care! The Mum let me out of the bathroom again.. and I tried to not growl I really did, but it’s so hard… so I growled again and the Mum marched me back into the bathroom!
I hate it in there I don’t get any liver or any hearts. The Mum let me out again and I tried really really hard again, I stayed in the back of the pack for a while but I got brave again and moved in… and for the third time got marched into the bathroom. HRMPH!
When she let me out the last time all the yummy treats were gone. She says if I learn to be nice and stand there with the other dogs, then I’ll get to eat the treats too, but.. it’s just so hard!
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Hi I'm Tatum and welcome to my blog! I'm a smooth sable collie, the prettiest kind! The Mum said a blog would be a fun thing for me to do, I can tell everyone how I'm gonna learn some things called agility, and obedience, and flyball.. and go on walks and play in the park and bark at the TV and lots of fun stuff!
Rutt Rooh! Naughty Tatum! That’ll teach you not to share. Our mum hands out treats for us too and she gets mad when Hera and Eris swoop in and try to steal them!
xx Brutus and Rufus xx
Rutt Rooh! Naughty Tatum! That'll teach you not to share. Our mum hands out treats for us too and she gets mad when Hera and Eris swoop in and try to steal them!
xx Brutus and Rufus xx
Those treats sure sound pawtastic. We hope you can get some next time. Dad fixed us some peanut butter treats using the cook book he got for Essexmas. If you get a chance we would be honored it you signed our guest book.
Essex & Deacon
Those treats sure sound pawtastic. We hope you can get some next time. Dad fixed us some peanut butter treats using the cook book he got for Essexmas. If you get a chance we would be honored it you signed our guest book.
Essex & Deacon
Oo hrmph. I want to steal! I don’t though, but Levi tries!
Ooo peanut butter treats sound good too! I’ll go check out your guest booky.
Oo hrmph. I want to steal! I don't though, but Levi tries!
Ooo peanut butter treats sound good too! I'll go check out your guest booky.
Oh no you got a time out! Gracie gets time out sometimes, but not me, I’m perfect, BOL!!!! Seriously, I snap at the kittie sometimes at dinner time, it’s because he talks and talks and talks until he gets his food, he’s so annoying!
Johann’s last blog post..For you flyball fans, here’s an achievement!
You are perfect too? Like Tosca? I need you guys to give me perfect lessons. but then, I wouldn’t learn much ’cause I’m pretty close!
The Mum just doesn’t understand I really should be boss.
Oh no you got a time out! Gracie gets time out sometimes, but not me, I'm perfect, BOL!!!! Seriously, I snap at the kittie sometimes at dinner time, it's because he talks and talks and talks until he gets his food, he's so annoying! <em>Johann's last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JohannTheDog/~3/22...rel="nofollow">For you flyball fans, here's an achievement!</a></em>
Oh no you got a time out! Gracie gets time out sometimes, but not me, I'm perfect, BOL!!!! Seriously, I snap at the kittie sometimes at dinner time, it's because he talks and talks and talks until he gets his food, he's so annoying! <em>Johann's last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JohannTheDog/~3/22...rel="nofollow">For you flyball fans, here's an achievement!</a></em>
You are perfect too? Like Tosca? I need you guys to give me perfect lessons. but then, I wouldn't learn much 'cause I'm pretty close!
The Mum just doesn't understand I really should be boss.
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