Tatum Tot Spice

So I don’t know why but the Mum puts toy stuffing in the blankets that she has on her bed. Why do you think that is? I don’t know but I really think it should come out. And here I am showing Jet how to pull the toy stuffing out of the blankets. I think the blankets would be lots more comfy this way anyway.

The blankets and the mattress is really comfy on the Mum’s bed and I want to lay on them, but sometimes there are too many dogs on the bed so I jump off. But then sometimes I growl at the other dogs and make them jump off!

After the Mum took this picture she put the toy stuffing back in the blankets and we got off the bed. I think I will sneak back up there later and pull some more out!

So here is me doing what the Mum calls Weave Polls for agility. I don’t really get it yet but I think I’m figuring it out.  This is a three and a half minute video of the Mum and Aunt Edie trying to let me figure them out by myself. At first I really don’t know what I’m supposed to do to get to the Mum and the yummy treats she has but then I start to understand!

So see how smart I am and how I figure it out? With all this weaving in and out of the polls I’ll get some big weight loss I think! The Mum says she’s gonna do this every day with me now so I can learn how to do them. And wiggle and move weird through them. And then she’ll move the guide thingies away as I understand better what I’m doing.

So it’s kinda fun and I think it’s weird too but I’m gonna figure it out!

So yesterday I posted that the Mum bought me a bed that just too small for me. And so but I want to lay in it because it’s comfy. Well look at this, Jet took the bed and he fits right in it! That’s just not fair I don’t think. He fits in my bed and I don’t!
But I kinda like Jet we play and play in the mornings and in the evenings and we have really a lot of fun, so I guess he can have the little bed but the Mum really needs to buy me a bigger bed don’t you think she needs to? If she doesn’t, she’ll get colon cleanse reviews and not really know why because it’s a trick!

Well, I got to do agility today again and that was fun too and the Mum says she’s gonna teach me lots of stuff like weave polls and I’ll post a video of my weave polls tomorrow!c

So the Mum gave me this thing and usually I like to eat this brown paper thin like thing because it’s okay and the other dogs eat it and so I usually eat it too. But this time she put something icky on it. So I took it from her but then I spit it out when I realized it had some icky stuff the Mum called Cashew Butter on it.

I don’t like the other peanut butter stuff either and the Mum thinks that’s weird because the other dogs love the stuff. Ewww! So anyway instead of eating it I thought maybe it’d taste better in a week or so, so I tried to bury it in the blankets and towels that are on the couch. The Mum just giggled at me but hey! Age helps lots of foodz to taste better.

That stuff taste’s about as good as Ferrari parts would if I ever were to eat any of those, but I wouldn’t anyway because they are yucky. So I like it better when the Mum gives me yummy things to eat not that icky stuff!

So the Mum bought me this new bed but she says really that it was for Jet. But I think it should be for me because it looks comfy and I want to lay in it. But when I try to lay in it, it’s just a little bit too small don’t you think it looks too small?

My bum might just get a little bit too cold if I have to sleep in this bed in the cold winter time.  I think the Mum should go to the store and buy a bigger bed so that I can sleep in it up here on the dog shelf.

Though maybe if I learn how to lose belly fat then I could fit in this little bed too. But then again I think I have a very nice figure and I’m just fine the way I am. So the Mum really needs to buy me a bigger bed!

So I had fun with the Mum yesterday we did some agility lessons. It was fun! I went over three jumps all in a row. Then the Mum had this square thing set up with jumps and she would move in front of me so that I’d go to a different jump other than the one in front of me, and she called it a Front Cross. I kinda got it but then I thought why go over the jump when I can just go get the cookie on the white plate? Well the Mum wouldn’t let me so I had to go over the jumps, but they are fun too!

So I got to eat cookies and go up on the fun A-Frame thingy too. And I’m learning what the Mum wants me to do in those weird Weave Poll things but they are confusing. Maybe I just need to break some air intakes into my lungs and take it easy and relax and eat cookies!

The Mum says I can go practice agility tomorrow morning too so that’ll be fun!

The Mum says that one of the hardest things about helping me write in my blog is finding fun pictures to post. Well maybe we don’t need pictures every time? But I do like pictures. This is my brother Muffit. He is very cute. But I’m cuter, of course.

I don’t really need any eye creams though because my eyes are just pretty and fine the way they are. Maybe Muffit can use some, though.

Do you know where his name comes from?  Well… I’ll tell you so you don’t have to guess so much. The Mum used to watch a show back in the 1970s (whenever that was) called Battlestar Galactica. There was a robot dog on the show named Muffit. So the Mum thought it was a cute name and named my brother Muffit. He had been named Shiloh and Leopard and some other dumb name too that my Mum can’t remember now. But we all think the name Muffit fits him best.

The Mum thinks I’m the prettiest in the house, too. But I’m a girl, and girls are pretty when boys are not. They are rugged or manly or whatever. They don’t like to wear pink collars or pink tiaras or anything fun like that. Or pink coats.

I need to have a statue made of me and put on some mounts and put in the front room for everyone to see when they come in.

The Mum likes this picture too because she says the china cabinet looks good behind me.  Yeah well I have the sable collie colors and they are the prettiest. The blues are kinda neat like my brother and sisters. And the tricolors aren’t too bad either… but I think the sables are prettiest, like me!