Tatum Tot Spice

So the Mum says now that it’s warmer outside in the back yard that I get to do weave polls almost every day. Whenever she remembers and whenever she picks up the poop because we don’t like to do anything out back when there is icky poop out there!

So the last few days the Mom has set them up and I’ve gone through! And the Mum makes yumy Tuna Brownies for when I do it right! Though the Dad made them last time and he makes them better than the Mum does anyway. They don’t help me lose weight at all but I don’t need to I am skinny and pretty!

So the Mum says that I just have to practice them every day and then I’ll get really good so that I can do them without the guides she puts on. I need for her to get some video of me doing it because I’m learning them really well!

So this is my brother Jet and isn’t he just weird? He likes to climb up trees! I don’t like to climb up the trees they are too high and too scary and I’m not so sure about that stuff. The Mum says Jet is lots littler than me and so he can get into these weird places. This picture was from when we went to the park too and he wanted to see what was on the other side of the river up this tree so there he went!

The Mum says she would need hemorrhoid relief if she tried to climb up a tree like that! I don’t know what that means but the Mum laughed when she said it so it must be kinda funny.  Hoomans are just weird sometimes!

So instead of chasing dumb bunnies, last week the Mum took me and Jet and Levi to the park. It was really super fun! Here is a picture of me and Jet sniffing some really interesting stuff by the trees. There’s not any leaves on the trees yet but that’s okay, they will grow soon and it’ll be really fun to go to the green park. Maybe I should learn more about the park so I can go more often with the Mum, I love going to the park!

We got to run around and really have fun and then when we get home I get to sleep in my comfy bed and growl at the rest of the dogs.. I love to growl even when the Mum says I shouldn’t. I don’t see why not because growling just feels good while sleeping in the bed and being on that half sleep place where it’s so fun to growl and scare everyone! 

So the other day I posted about how the Mum said I was going to get to chase a bunny and how that’d be lots of fun… well, it wasn’t really fun, and it wasn’t even a really bunny. It was just a fuzzy thing on a line and I thought it was kinda dumb.  But Aunt Marie took video of me doing it even though I didn’t chase it I just followed the dorky Mum as she ran around.

Running after the Mum was kinda fun, and saying hi to other dogs and stuff when we went out, but the bunny thing was dumb and I don’t really want to do it again. My brother Jet did it too and he really loved it, but he’s a boy and kinda dorky anyway. The Mum says maybe I need some hgh supplements to get my energy up. But you know I’m a collie and I have just fine energy even if it isn’t as much as my Border Collie brother or my Danish Swedish Farmdog brother either. I like just how I am!

The Mum tells this story about a princess and a pea that she can feel way deep down under all the tens of hundreds of mattresses she is sleeping on. And the Mum says I’m a princess too and I need lots of comfy beds to lay on because I could feel that darn pea if it were under my bed too. So the Mum piled up all the beds and I went to lay on them and they are really comfy! Well these are not all our dog beds, we have some more too in the house in other rooms, but these are some of the really good ones in the upstairs front room.

Maybe these beds will help so that I don’t need any acne treatment since I’ll get lots of beauty sleep in my comfy soft dog beds instead. And I’m even pretty high up there with them all piled up on top of each other don’t you think? And yes I am a princess, the most special princess in the world!

So the Mum says that maybe I can go chase some bunnies this weekend but they are not real bunnies. They are fake plastic bunnies and it’ll be over jumps and things. I don’t know if it will be fun or if I’ll want to do it or not. But I get to go with and try it out and we’ll see how it goes. It’s called Course A Lure and Chase likes to do it.

I bet it will be a natural fat burner to run around a course like that. With jumps and tunnels and chasing a funny thing… hrm.

So we’ll see if I want to or not.  But I might not want to.  I haven’t been feeling all that well lately and my poop has been runny so I might just want to stay home and rest instead!

So I went and did agility again but I didn’t really want to this time. I won’t tell the Mum why but I didn’t like the jumps so much and there were people sitting around the ring. I swear I didn’t see them there last time, were they there? Hm I dunno. I can post up my videos in a little bit if you want to see them. The Mum hasn’t gotten them out of the camera yet!

The Mum really needs to get be Tuna Brownies or better treats because agility is just hard for this smooth collie girl sometimes! I’m gonna run off and find some Toronto hotels if the Mum doesn’t get me better treats next time!

Well the Mum finally found me just the right bed! Have a look at this way cool bed!

Don’t I look pretty in it too? I think so. It fits me just perfectly! I can curl up and snuggle in just exactly how I like to do. And the Mum even puts it in the sun for me sometimes so I can sleep in the sun because I really love to sleep in the sunshine!

Maybe the Mum doesn’t have to go to medical assistant training school after all to get a degree so she can make some money to find me and buy me a good bed. I like this one!

Okay so the Mum got me this other bed and I wish I could sleep in it but it’s just too little!

My whole body doesn’t quite fit into it! I tried I really did and I think it is kinda comfy but it’d be so much more comfy if my butt fit in there too. The Mum says this bed is really for my little brother Jet but I think all beds should really belong to me.

Maybe the Mum will put a bed by the outdoor fireplaces so that I can snuggle by the fire in the spring. But I dunno, the Mum isn’t getting me the right bed yet!

So the Mom has been trying to find me the right bed and she’s been getting me all these weird beds and so I thought I would post pictures of some of them up! So here is a bed that is just too big for me don’t you think? I mean it’s okay but it’s too big and I can’t really snuggle in it that well.

I don’t think the Mum needs new PDAs really even though she loves the tech toys… instead she needs to find me the right sized bed that is not too big like this one!