Me and Jet Chewing

Me and Jet

Sometimes I let my brother Jet chew bones with me on the Mum’s bed. Most of the time I growl at him, and the other dogs, when they get too close to me because everyone knows that touching isn’t really fun unless it’s what I want to do. And so if the other dogs start touching me I say ‘Stop Touching Me!’ In my biggest growly voice that I can. The Mum usually makes me stop but that’s okay because I just do it when she’s not around.

So this is a picture of me and Jet chewing bones on the bed together and it was kinda fun as long as Jet didn’t want to take my bone or get much too close. And we didn’t want any adipex side effects when we touched or sparks might have been flying and that would be bad too!

The Collie Cam

Collie Cam

The Mum finally hooked up the collie cam again! Isn’t it cool? During the day you can come and watch me and the other collies and border collies and Jet the Farmdog when the Mum is at work. We get to be famous and on the internet all the time during the day! Well not all the time, just on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Because the Mum doesn’t want the cam on her all day, which is silly, because it’s fun to be famous.

So if you want to see the Collie Cam you can do that just click here: The Collie Cam.

And you can maybe watch it on your discount desktops because they are fun to buy too!

Bones on the Bed

Me And My Bone

The Mum goes out and gets these bones sometimes and they are called bully sticks. I really like to chew on them they are super yummy. They are really big and the Mum gets them from a place called Ma and Paws and they sell really super good home baked cookies too.

So this is me chewing my bone on the Mum’s bed, which is the best place to chew bones anyway, ya know. The Mum needs to take more pictures of me chewing my bone and get some scanner software so that we can have them in the computer to look at!

I like the bully stix!

My Tuna Can

My Tuna!

Yup, this can of tuna is ALL FOR ME! So don’t try to take any! The Dad bought me the whole can when he was a the big food store yesterday, and isn’t it cool! I want to eat it all in the same sitting but the Mum says it might make me sick.

Well I don’t care if it makes me sick because it’s ALL MINE and I’m going to eat the whole thing because I LOVE TUNA! I might have to take it to the Outer Banks vacation rentals center so that I can hide it from everyone else and eat it all myself!

My Brother Is A Champion

Jet's a Champion

My brother is a Champion now. The United Kennel Club says so! I am a champion in other ways, the Mum says. Maybe one day I’ll be an agility champion. But Jet is now a dog show conformation champion and the Mum is really proud of him. I am too!

The Mum put his certificate on the floor so that she could take a picture of him and it at the same time, so I stepped on it because I like to touch things with my feet, and usually the Mum likes when I step on things. This time, though, she said for us to be careful so we don’t hurt the paper, but I wanted to read it but the Mum didn’t let me! Maybe I could get a paper for an online nursing degree someday! Then I could help out if the Mum or the Dad got hurt, or if any of my brothers or sisters got hurt, too. An online nursing degree would be cool!