I think we should find the Mum some Housing for seniors that she can go live in so she doesn’t give us baths anymore. I really hate them and I always try to hang onto the side of the tub. But the tub has a glass door so I can’t get out. It’s really mean. But the Mum says I smell really nice afterwards. I just want to smell like a dog!
Had A Stupid Bath
The Mum was super mean today and gave me a bath. Yesterday she was mean to Jet because he got two baths. He had fun at the park and rolled in something really stinky. So the Mum and us came home and Jet got a bath. But then the Mum let him outside in the back yard so that he could run around to dry off, but he ended up getting all dirty again, so he had another bath! That’s so awful, I feel bad for my brother Jet. After that he got blow-dried with the hair drier. I don’t like the hair drier but Jet kinda likes it. He thinks it’s warm and comfy. But I think it’s loud and scary.

Hi I'm Tatum and welcome to my blog! I'm a smooth sable collie, the prettiest kind! This is my blog, where I talk about all the fun things I do. I am learning stuff called agility, and obedience... and I go on walks and play in the park and bark at the TV and lots of fun stuff!



Baths are not always pleasant, but the end result is totally worth it. You go easy on your old mom, OK?
Slobbers,
mango