Okay so the Mum is asking me about what hoomans wear and what do I know about that? I just don’t know much. What do you know about it? Jet knows that if the Mum and the Dad leave their clothes on the floor, that he’ll grab them up and take them outside and play tug with them! Whether it’s women’s clothing or men’s clothing, Jet doesn’t care. And if it’s one of the Dad’s Polo Shirts, or one of his old grungy T-shirts too. Or sometimes even his boxer shorts!

So anyway though sometimes the Mum and the Dad have to put nice clothes on after they shower (oh man, showering is so horrible! Why do they do it?) and then they go out somewhere fancy. But most of the time they just lay around at home and don’t do much and wear grungy clothes. And that’s what I like because then if us dogs get them dirty, they don’t care, because they are already dirty!

Icky Hermit Crabs

So yesterday the Mum dig up the big glass box thingy that she calls a Fish Tank, but I don’t know why she calls it a Fish Tank because there are no fish in it. I would know, since I like to EAT fish. But I sure don’t like to eat the things that are in that tank! And there’s no water either, just a lot of dirt at the bottom. And they are called Hermit Crabs and if they get too close, they will grab you on the nose and pinch you!

But the Mum is good and she doesn’t let the icky Hermit Crabs get too close to me or the other dogs.  We stay away, even when they crawl out of their little plastic tubs she put them in when she was cleaning their icky tank.  But they are all put away again and the Mum just watched them and watched them and thought they were so funny when they crawled around to check out their new digs. I just thought they were icky!

So the Mum tells everybody that she knows that it’s not very safe to drive fast. Because the Mum has been in three car accidents that were really, really bad and they scared her a lot. And she says that the only reason she is alive today is because of the seat belts she was wearing.

So the Mum doesn’t speed either, because she knows that it’s not safe. And she drives the speed limit (okay she does go over the speed limit once in a while). But she hasn’t gotten a speeding ticket since she was like 17 years old, which was like a zillion years ago in dog years. Humans live so long it’s just weird. But so the Mum doesn’t have radar detectors in her cars because she doesn’t go so fast as to need them.

It’s just safer to go slower and be good. The Mum said she was in two rollovers, and with one even Lucy was with her! And she doesn’t ever want to get into an accident like that every again. Her first rollover no dogs were with, just her Mum and her Dad, which was scary too. And then she said a lady ran a red light in front of her going to work a couple of years ago, and she t-boned that lady. But if the timing was any different the lady would have smashed right into the drivers side of the car and the Mum could have been really badly hurt, and that would have been super bad.

So let’s everyone drive really safely and not too fast so the cops don’t pull anyone over! Let’s all be safe!

Jet Swimming

So this is a short post but I’m gonna make the Mum post up some pictures of me tomorrow or I’ll bite her in the but! Maybe I’ll give her a noxycut right on the behind!