Smooth Collie Play

The Mum saw this old picture of me and Jet and Lucy and showed me and so I wanted to post it up. Aren’t we cute? This is from last year and it was the end of September. Today is the beginning of September. The Mum said it was raining on this day last year and that it’ll get cold again soon. Waaa hoo! I like the cold! I like to run around and run around when it’s cold. I have lots more energy then. The Mum doesn’t like it cold very much though. But I like the snow and to run and play in it with Jet and my other brothers and sister.

We are safe in the house when it’s cold out so don’t have to get any online term life insurance because we are happy and healthy. Though the Mum says Lucy is getting a little old. And so is Levi. And we don’t want them to get old even if Lucy and me fight sometimes to be boss girl. I still love her and want her to stay around for a long long time. Levi will be 11 soon and Lucy will be 12 soon. I’m only four and a half so I’m still a young pup, so says the Mum.

I have some agility to do this Sunday and maybe I’ll have video but maybe not. The Mum says no one who can video will come and she’s not sure she wants to ask anyone else. So we will see. I hope to get video so you can see me do my first AKC agility trial!

So the Mum tells me that she lost two whole of my posts! She is mean. She says it wasn’t her fault, that it was something about a host change or something and she didn’t know about it and didn’t understand it. But she usually understands everything so I don’t know why she wouldn’t understand this.

So the Mum says I have to post this post again even though I don’t remember much about what I said! But let’s see… I know it was about having resting days. I get tired when the Mum makes me work really hard. And working is hard even though it’s fun at the same time and I get to eat yummy treats like Tuna Brownies. But sometimes I want rest and then to let the mum read about antenna reviews and weird things like that. She likes to watch TV and she also likes to listen to music that takes invisible waves over the radio and she needs an antenna to get that, even though lots of bugs also have antenna on their heads to pick up sounds and they are just kinda gross.

So anyway I get to rest today BUT not tomorrow! I’ll post about that later.

Okay so the Mum said she lost some of my posts and I’m going to type about that again even though I’m typing about it now… because I did that post before I’m doing this post but they need to be on the same days they were on before and the Mum lost the old posts! Bleh. She’s kinda dorky sometimes.

So this is kinda a middle way post with nothing much to say except that my brother Jet likes to play tug with designer ties and he got one of my Dad’s and the Dad didn’t really like it very much! But the Mum laughed and so did I because if the Dad didn’t leave them out, then Jet wouldn’t chew them up!

Okay so the Mum is asking me about what hoomans wear and what do I know about that? I just don’t know much. What do you know about it? Jet knows that if the Mum and the Dad leave their clothes on the floor, that he’ll grab them up and take them outside and play tug with them! Whether it’s women’s clothing or men’s clothing, Jet doesn’t care. And if it’s one of the Dad’s Polo Shirts, or one of his old grungy T-shirts too. Or sometimes even his boxer shorts!

So anyway though sometimes the Mum and the Dad have to put nice clothes on after they shower (oh man, showering is so horrible! Why do they do it?) and then they go out somewhere fancy. But most of the time they just lay around at home and don’t do much and wear grungy clothes. And that’s what I like because then if us dogs get them dirty, they don’t care, because they are already dirty!

Icky Hermit Crabs

So yesterday the Mum dig up the big glass box thingy that she calls a Fish Tank, but I don’t know why she calls it a Fish Tank because there are no fish in it. I would know, since I like to EAT fish. But I sure don’t like to eat the things that are in that tank! And there’s no water either, just a lot of dirt at the bottom. And they are called Hermit Crabs and if they get too close, they will grab you on the nose and pinch you!

But the Mum is good and she doesn’t let the icky Hermit Crabs get too close to me or the other dogs.  We stay away, even when they crawl out of their little plastic tubs she put them in when she was cleaning their icky tank.  But they are all put away again and the Mum just watched them and watched them and thought they were so funny when they crawled around to check out their new digs. I just thought they were icky!

So the Mum tells everybody that she knows that it’s not very safe to drive fast. Because the Mum has been in three car accidents that were really, really bad and they scared her a lot. And she says that the only reason she is alive today is because of the seat belts she was wearing.

So the Mum doesn’t speed either, because she knows that it’s not safe. And she drives the speed limit (okay she does go over the speed limit once in a while). But she hasn’t gotten a speeding ticket since she was like 17 years old, which was like a zillion years ago in dog years. Humans live so long it’s just weird. But so the Mum doesn’t have radar detectors in her cars because she doesn’t go so fast as to need them.

It’s just safer to go slower and be good. The Mum said she was in two rollovers, and with one even Lucy was with her! And she doesn’t ever want to get into an accident like that every again. Her first rollover no dogs were with, just her Mum and her Dad, which was scary too. And then she said a lady ran a red light in front of her going to work a couple of years ago, and she t-boned that lady. But if the timing was any different the lady would have smashed right into the drivers side of the car and the Mum could have been really badly hurt, and that would have been super bad.

So let’s everyone drive really safely and not too fast so the cops don’t pull anyone over! Let’s all be safe!

Jet Swimming

So this is a short post but I’m gonna make the Mum post up some pictures of me tomorrow or I’ll bite her in the but! Maybe I’ll give her a noxycut right on the behind!

So here are some pictures of my brother Jet and the Mum when they were at the World Dog Show in Herning, Denmark. To me, it just looks really super red. Why did they use red carpet? To make it fancy? I think it’s just RED!

Jet and the Mum

The Mum said the judges didn’t like Jet very much because he’s too young and he’s not very broad in the chest yet. But he’s not fat, because we don’t like to be fat… we like to be healthy. Maybe we need to find some 7-dfbx reviews to get skinny, but that’s not good either because we like to eat!

Jet and the Mum also went to another dog show before this one and I’ll post pictures of that one later too! And it’s not red! It’s green, because it’s in the green grass. And though this looks like an okay thing to do because you can eat lots of treats in the ring, I still think agility is more fun!

Jet and Mum in Køge

Here is a picture of the Mum and Jet walking along a street in a place called Køge, Denmark. Jet said this was a fun place because there was a beach close by and there were other fun dogs running about! And he got to play with them and sniff their buts and stuff that us doggies like to do.

He said it was kinda hot in the houses there, though. People don’t have air conditioners, he thinks he heard the Mum say that. They have good lighting though and the sun is up for a long time during the day. And it doesn’t get really really dark at night either. Isn’t that weird? It sounds like it was a really strange place to be!

Jet had to be on a leash a lot but he didn’t mind ’cause the Mum got him a flexi.  Though she left the one she was going to take with at home!  So she had to buy one there. And then he was happy because he got to run around a lot more.  And the Mum is starting to trust him off leash more too, because he’s starting to come back really well. She doesn’t trust me off leash as much, she says I get too distracted. But there’s so many interesting things to do and sniff!

Jet in Denmark

The Mum bought some cool things there like treats and toys and things. But not any industrial handles but that’s okay because I don’t know what we would use them for anyway. But she is being stingy with the treats!

Jet said he rode in lots of cars and got to meat lots of other dogs. And he rolled in lots of grass and sniffed lots of stuff, just like he does at home. And he said it was a lot the same as it is here but the weird Airplane ride he went on was the worst part!

I’m glad to have him home, because he’s my best pay mate!