The Mum is a Mean Mum

Tatum The Mum likes to take my pictures with her new camera and she is chasing me around like the pupparazzi! Ugh. This is a silly picture of me but she made me put it up here. Okay I did it anyway ’cause it’s funny.

The Mum, today, she had to make this noisy thing go against my toes. I hate it when she touches my feet. Hate it bad bad and super bad. My back feet are okay she can rumble the dremel thingy against them as long as she lets me eat squeeze cheese. But not my front feets! But she did it anyway even though I squirmed like a little piggie. She called me a piggie!

I do like my toenails short, though. They are more comfy that way and I can walk better. She tries to touch my feet a lot and I guess I’m getting used to it, but I still don’t like it!