Tatum Tot Spice CGC

So the Mum gave me this thing and usually I like to eat this brown paper thin like thing because it’s okay and the other dogs eat it and so I usually eat it too. But this time she put something icky on it. So I took it from her but then I spit it out when I realized it had some icky stuff the Mum called Cashew Butter on it.

I don’t like the other peanut butter stuff either and the Mum thinks that’s weird because the other dogs love the stuff. Ewww! So anyway instead of eating it I thought maybe it’d taste better in a week or so, so I tried to bury it in the blankets and towels that are on the couch. The Mum just giggled at me but hey! Age helps lots of foodz to taste better.

That stuff taste’s about as good as Ferrari parts would if I ever were to eat any of those, but I wouldn’t anyway because they are yucky. So I like it better when the Mum gives me yummy things to eat not that icky stuff!

I'm Tired Today!

ooo the Mum is a silly Mum. Today the Mum took me to a place called a Dog Training Place called Willow in the Creek. I didn’t see any willows or any creeks but I did see some other dogs and I got to go through a tunnel!

Me and the Mum are having a bit of a disagreement lately. The Mum thinks that I should do things that she wants me to do, when she wants me to do them. Well, I’d rather do what I want to do, when I want to do them!  So today we argued a little bit and.. well, I didn’t really win but I did get to hide in the tunnel and not come out!

There is this grassy place with a fence around and fun agility stuff inside. And the Mum wants me to go over a jump and then get a treat. That’s okay but I’d rather do it how I want to do it. And I’d rather run around and around the place first before I come and get the treat. And the Mum says well… she sometimes takes me by the collar because I’m being a bit stubborn!  And so she brings me to the jump, then I have to touch her hand with my paw, then I get a click and a treat, then I do the jump! Then I get a treat on a plate, then I do another jump and get another treat but I have to sit for it too.

The Mum is making me work so very hard!  I have to do the paw touch and the sit and all that stuff just to get a treat. Hrmph! Well I guess that’s okay ’cause I do love the Mum and it’s fun to go and do stuff, but I do really think I should be boss of it all and not her! But she disagrees. Doesn’t everydog know that smooth sable collie girls are princess and going to be Queens and should get what we want? If I don’t get what I want, I might have to look for motorcycle accident attorneys and slap a lawsuit on the Mum!

So then when the Mum told me to go through the tunnel, after a paw touch and a click, then I ran in as fast as I could and then just stopped and looked out and I laughed and laughed at the Mum and my Aunt Edie!  Bahaaaa!!  I didn’t have to come out!

It made the Mum laugh too and she was rolling on the ground looking at me peeking out of the tunnel.  He he I’m such a smart sneaky collie girl. Then they took the tunnel away, which wasn’t nice of them, so then we tried the teeter totter and I had to do the paw touch first, then I got to go on it and it’s fun too! I think I’m gonna like agilities, as soon as I get the Mum and Aunt Edie trained up so I can do it the way I want to! 

So the Mum got us a yummy stuff thing that she has been put into our food the last couple of days. The Mum says she doesn’t like it, it’s really gross and it stinks. But I think it smells super good and tastes even better!

Though the Mum says cookie recipes are better than tripe, I have to disagree. She got it from a place called GreenTripe.com and it came super solid frozen. So she had to let it be unfrozen in the fridge just a little bit before she chopped it up and then gave us some!

I want more and more of it but she only gives us a little bit because she says we aren’t used to it. It’s green and smelly and she says it’s super good for us with lots of vitamins and gooey good stuff. Yum!

Above too is a picture of our six food bowls, but that was from before Lucy had to eat liquid yummy food. She used to eat out of a bowl like us, but can’t now that she’s kinda sick. But she still tries to push me around!

What do you eat? For breakfast I eat a crunchy breakfast and it’s yummy too!