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So this is a picture of Chase and Jet when they went on a trip to the thing called DOCNA nationals last weekend before this last weekend that I was home and got to relax. The Mum said Chase won four ribbons and they had a good time. She said maybe if I do good at agility I could go next year. But she says I might have to run fast and I kinda would rather to walk in agility and the Mum walks with me so I’m not sure if I’ll want to qualify or not. Maybe if I do and get to sleep on some matouk sheets that I would like it better… but I dunno.

Jet got to go for the ride but he didn’t do the agility yet either. Mum says he’s not old enough yet and he doesn’t know all the moves yet. He and I am still learning and we do lots of the learning things together.

So the Mum says, since there will be snow soon, and the pretty green grass will be turning brown, that she wanted to get some good pictures of me and Jet in the yard. Oh and the other dogs too but we are the most fun don’t you think?

We run around and play so much that we don’t need any lipozene to lose weight, we just burn it all off by running!

Jet has a cute toy here too that the Mum likes, she says it adds to the pretty pictures. The colors. Which are just fine but toys are kinda weird. I try to play with them sometimes but I don’t really know what to do with them. The Mum says collies don’t like toys quite as much as other breeds unless they are made to be fun when we were little. I never had toys when I was little, or anything else fun. I came from a really bad place that I don’t like to talk about or remember. So I don’t… I just talk about and remember the good fun things where I live now, and where I’m loved!

This is some of my family! Chase and Muffit, the two border collies, were downstairs with the Dad when the Mum was taking our pictures. Later Chase said that they were getting pizza, which is just rude, because I really like pizza too!

This picture has me (I’m the smooth sable collie if you didn’t know!), my brother Levi and my sister Lucy, who are smooth blue collies. And my brother Jet who is the Danish/Swedish Farmdog. Dang he has a long name! Collie is much shorter!

We were running in the yard and the Mum made us all lay down and do a stay so she could take the picture. We did good but then we didn’t get treats. The Mum says we don’t always get treats… bleh. I think we should! If we get the wrong treats though we might need the http://www.blackheadremoval.org website! But we like treats anyway they are yummy!

I like to post pictures because they are the most fun of all don’t you think? This one is of me and Jet in the sand up in Idaho Falls when we went a couple of months ago… oh wait, it was only last month that we went. So not very too long ago at all.

The sand is kinda dirty and I don’t like being dirty much but it was okay to be with my brother Jet and have some fun walking around. This was when I got my RN, my very first title ever that I got from the AKC. I’m a Rally Novice Collie Girl now!

The Mum says I’m pretty but the Dad says I need to lose a bit of weight so I might have to find the most effective diet pill to use. But then the Mum says I just need to do more agility and I’ll be really slim and fit!

Okay so here is another picture of Jet in Denmark. He did so many cool things! He wanted to chase these horses really super bad but the Mum wouldn’t let him. So he just stared at them and tried to bark but he was too busy staring to bark.

And now Jet has an eye infection and has to get eye drops! They are awful! He keeps complaining to me about them but I’m just glad it’s not me that has to have them. Maybe some eye creams that work would help me but then again maybe not.

Anyway, so the Mum says she filled out some papers for me to enter a Rally Trial but what is that? She says she’ll teach me what it’s all about in the next couple of weeks, because I need to learn it all quick!

So here are some pictures of my brother Jet and the Mum when they were at the World Dog Show in Herning, Denmark. To me, it just looks really super red. Why did they use red carpet? To make it fancy? I think it’s just RED!

The Mum said the judges didn’t like Jet very much because he’s too young and he’s not very broad in the chest yet. But he’s not fat, because we don’t like to be fat… we like to be healthy. Maybe we need to find some 7-dfbx reviews to get skinny, but that’s not good either because we like to eat!

Jet and the Mum also went to another dog show before this one and I’ll post pictures of that one later too! And it’s not red! It’s green, because it’s in the green grass. And though this looks like an okay thing to do because you can eat lots of treats in the ring, I still think agility is more fun!

Here is a picture of the Mum and Jet walking along a street in a place called Køge, Denmark. Jet said this was a fun place because there was a beach close by and there were other fun dogs running about! And he got to play with them and sniff their buts and stuff that us doggies like to do.

He said it was kinda hot in the houses there, though. People don’t have air conditioners, he thinks he heard the Mum say that. They have good lighting though and the sun is up for a long time during the day. And it doesn’t get really really dark at night either. Isn’t that weird? It sounds like it was a really strange place to be!

Jet had to be on a leash a lot but he didn’t mind ’cause the Mum got him a flexi.  Though she left the one she was going to take with at home!  So she had to buy one there. And then he was happy because he got to run around a lot more.  And the Mum is starting to trust him off leash more too, because he’s starting to come back really well. She doesn’t trust me off leash as much, she says I get too distracted. But there’s so many interesting things to do and sniff!

So my brother Jet went with the Mum to a place called Denmark. I don’t know where it is, but my brother said that to get there, they had to go in this weird big car for a long long time! And it jiggled and shook and when he looked out the window the ground looked like it was way far below them! He didn’t really understand it, and he had to sit on the Mum’s lap for hours and hours, but then when they got there he had fun! He got to see the beach like this and roll in the sand. Cool huh! He went to a show called the World Dog Show and I’ll post some pictures up of it later.

The Mum bought some cool things there like treats and toys and things. But not any industrial handles but that’s okay because I don’t know what we would use them for anyway. But she is being stingy with the treats!

Jet said he rode in lots of cars and got to meat lots of other dogs. And he rolled in lots of grass and sniffed lots of stuff, just like he does at home. And he said it was a lot the same as it is here but the weird Airplane ride he went on was the worst part!

I’m glad to have him home, because he’s my best pay mate!

So sometimes my brother Jet thinks that he can lay on the big bed in the big bedroom that the Mum likes to lay on most of all. But I have to tell him, quite a lot actually, that’s it’s really my bed. And I am a good growler and so I let him know. I let Levi know too when I’m in the bedroom and they dorky boys are also in the bedroom. Didn’t everyone know that all boy dogs are dorky? Well all my brothers are so I’m assuming that all boy dogs in the whole world are. No office to dorky boy dog readers of this blog and I hope you’ll still come back.

Anyway in the middle of the night I get annoyed that the boys are on the bed so I start to growl. The Mum says TATUM really loud but most of the time I just keep doing it anyway. I know she’s faking. Just like she fakes with mechanical breakdown insurance when the refrigerator goes wrong. It doesn’t go wrong, I know all the good food stuff is in there!  Mum is just a big faker.  Dad is too, really.

Anyway so this is a picture of me telling my brother Jet that the bed is mine!

Today is my brother’s birthday! Jet is one year old today. The Mum got him a birthda pizza and we all got to eat some! Here is me eating my piece. It’s so yummy!

And here is Jet, he got the first bite but I guess that’s okay since it’s his birthday today.

It says “Happy 1st Jet” because he is one year old. It’s his first birthday today. It was a fun day we got to eat yummy birthday pizza then to go practice agility and flyball. But I didn’t want to do either because I was tired from the hike we went on last Friday. I will post pictures of our hike later! If you click here you won’t see pictures of the hike, but you’ll see something else!